Morning News Roundup

(by Jim Huber of Conservative Cartoons)

The Justice Department is looking for Ebonics linguists [Time]
Americans find it hard to cut the cable cord [NY Times]
Stallone holds the box office title, Aniston tanks [Huffington Post]
An Alligator Crawled out of a sewer in Queens [NY Post]
Egg Recall Blame Game Begins [USA Today]
Lady Gaga is the Twitter Queen & made a video [YouTube]
Pakistan still underwater [NY Times]
Dueling protests over un-built Mosque near WTC [CNN.com]
A Sign that the World is indeed going to hell in a hand basket "The Situation" may make $5 million this year [People]